ok well when he first gets a body what he is going to do is totally flip the fuck out from sensory overload and talk a lot and vacillate heavily between elated and terrified and analytically awestruck by existing in his own organic brain. he will frankly BE A MESS, and can teeter in a lot of directions based on what people say to him. BUT AFTER THAT:
1. HUG DAVE. SO MANY DAVE HUGS.
2. hug Vriska 8|a??????????????? this is kind of unsure, it depends on how things go but he'll probably have a lot of dere in general and hugging Vriska might sound hilarious
3. drink orange soda
4. get an awkward boner. i don't even know where it will come from it will just happen for sure.
5. TALK. TO DIRK. ?????? MAYBE??? maybe this will actually just be go sit in a park and feel himself breathe and totally avoid dirk because jesus fuck emotions are kind of awesome but also kind of terrifying.
So john has been in New Moore for a while, how does he feel about it? Does he want to return to canon?
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1. HUG DAVE. SO MANY DAVE HUGS.
2. hug Vriska 8|a??????????????? this is kind of unsure, it depends on how things go but he'll probably have a lot of dere in general and hugging Vriska might sound hilarious
3. drink orange soda
4. get an awkward boner. i don't even know where it will come from it will just happen for sure.
5. TALK. TO DIRK. ?????? MAYBE??? maybe this will actually just be go sit in a park and feel himself breathe and totally avoid dirk because jesus fuck emotions are kind of awesome but also kind of terrifying.
So john has been in New Moore for a while, how does he feel about it? Does he want to return to canon?